OHH MAH GAWDDD!!! STFU BRUNS!!!! you are the biggest D BAG i have ever known. you are this close to getting effin PWND in the EFFIN FACE! turd balls! you love pee pee....

WTF guys

The blog has went quiet for almost a week now. Wtf. You people (joos) are SO bad at this blogging thing. I cannot carry you guys in this blog as well as everything else. Get to typing!

Bruns is SOOOO bad

so bruns is yet to pull out a victory against the mighty mighty lamb... i have remained undefeated against him and will remain so!!! bruns sucks and shall recieve a nerf dart to the THROAT tonight! farewell

Daily update

So,
Today the boys lost their football game. Apparently Will was TERRIBLE tonight. Although I beat Yancey Pantseys last night in FIFA in overtime, him and josh both beat me by one goal tonight. The epic nerf shot of the day went to josh for shooting muse in the face. IN THE FACE.. from 3 feet and hitting him in the nose, causing his eyes to water and josh to pee his pants laughing. So, thats the daily update.

Also Matt needs to get my dart out of josh's room.

-Bruns

Bruns Picture??

I think our resident commodore needs to add a picture to his blog profile so we can see his beautiful face every time he posts and signs his name at the end of each post in continued pursuit of extreme redundancy. Put that great picture up Bruns!!

New guns

So tonight, after creating the blog, we went out and bought new nerf guns. In the first skirmish josh was injured with a shot in the neck which left a red mark, and i took a shot to the forehead. And i think we still have to sign our names.

-Bruns

d bag list

the d bag list has been updated.. david muse has been added. and matthew bruns has been removed. the reasons for muses addition is that he ate my puppy chow without telling me and also lost one of my nerf darts... the reason mr. bruns has been removed is because he assisted in creating the greatest blog of all time... p.s. i dont think you need to sign the posts anymore...